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Golden F-U Finger Trophy
Recognize the Olympic level fucker in your home, school, office or team with the FU Finger Trophy. This 6 inch trophy is fully customizable for that unique fuckwad. Choose from our favorite accomplishments such as #1Boss, Winner, Participation Award, #1 Fucker, Best Ex, Excellence and Big Deal, or create your
Wood Rocket Air Freshener Purr Purr Pass
Smell ya later with this Purr Purr Pass cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Green Grass Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
Wood Rocket Air Freshener High AF
Smell ya later with this High AFin. cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a Fresh Mint Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
Wood Rocket Air Freshener Bad Mother Fucker
Smell ya later with this Bad Mother Fucker cardboard paper Air Freshener! Featuring a New Car Scent. Hang it in your car, locker, closet, or wherever else it stinks!
Pussy Straws 8pk
These Pussy Straws will definitely make the next party event even hotter!
Boobie Party Straws 6pk
Take the next party event to new “Boobylicious” heights with these Erotic Boobie Straws!
Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons 5pk
Turn the next ordinary party into a fucking high class function with the Happy Fucking Birthday line of partywares. Specially made for those with a great sense of humor that enjoys a good laugh on their special day, this line of hilarious party products has been regarded by media outlets
Glitterati Champagne Party Popper
Designed for the those with impeccable taste, style and class, the Glitterati Champagne Confetti Party Popper will elevate any party to VIP status. The bottle is a wrapped in beautiful pink glitter and filled with colorful penis-shaped confetti. On-trend for wedding seasons and crazy nights out (or in); complete the
Glitterati Boobie Balloons 5pk
Designed for the those with impeccable taste, style and class, Candyprints’ Glitterati Boobie Balloons will elevate the next party to VIP status. The elegant and fun 11-inch boobie confetti-filled balloons are on-trend for a night out or for wedding season, featuring fun metallic confetti boobies in each balloon. Each package
Glitterati Boobie Plates 8pk
Designed for those with impeccable taste, style and class, Glitterati Boobie Plates will elevate any party to VIP status. The elegant yet sturdy 7″ paper plates are on-trend for wedding seasons and crazy nights out (or in) and feature fun metallic stamped boobies (gold, silver, rose gold and bronze). Each
Glitterati Boobie Napkins 8pk
Designed for the those with impeccable taste, style and class, Candyprints’ Glitterati Boobie Napkins will elevate the next party to VIP status. The elegant and absorbent 6.5-inch paper napkins are on-trend for a night out or for wedding season, featuring fun metallic stamped boobies. Each package contains (8) high quality
All Dicks Naughty Straws 11pk
Vibrantly glowing straws in assorted colors to match the Progress Flag colors! Enjoy selecting colors and drinking in style at the next LGBTQ+ and friends events. Include everyone with 11 penis-shaped straw color options.
Bondage Bearz Charlie Chains
Charlie Chains is the perfect gift for kinky friends! Show loved ones that they really have a hold of you with this chained up cutie.
Bondage Bearz Sal Slave
Sal the Slave is always eager to please his master, decked out in studded faux leather underwear, boots and mask! This adorable plush bear is perfect for bondage fans as a new addition to a bedroom or dungeon, or as a great gift to share a love of BDSM in
Twisted Wares We’re Fucking Classy Napkins
These cocktail napkins are ideal for wiping messes, beverages, hors doeuvres, appetizers, or other food items! Don’t you dare wipe your ass with these. They’re the perfect +1 for that dumb party you have to go to! These funny and snarky paper napkins make the perfect conversation starter or a
Twisted Wares Wine Pairs Well With Relatives Napkins
These cocktail napkins are ideal for wiping messes, beverages, hors doeuvres, appetizers, or other food items! Don’t you dare wipe your ass with these. They’re the perfect +1 for that dumb party you have to go to! These funny and snarky paper napkins make the perfect conversation starter or a